Dating a fat retard jokes

A: a PDF File Q: What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? A: A Pasta-tute Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: You push it to the side before you start eating. A: Getting off once isn't enough Q: How is a woman like a road? Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

A: A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush. A: Kermit the frog's finger Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? Q: What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? A: By the taste Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a promiscuous woman?

" The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. A: Where you put the cucumber Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A: A liquor cabinet Q: What do girls and noodles have in common? A: Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window Q: What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Q: What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? A: Because his wife died Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Q: What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt Q: What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? Q: What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A: As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty. A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they. A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out Q: What do you call an expert fisherman? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Q: Why can't you hear a psychologist using the bathroom? A: They both wiggle when you eat them Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde? Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E. A: The hockey player takes a shower after three periods. A: Boo-Bees Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

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