Bro code rules dating ex

Two hours later, I was lying on the most comfortable mattress in the world, my head was resting against a pillow from paradise, and for once in my life, I was actually warm enough; but I still couldn't fall asleep. It usually isn't as much of a problem when I'm at the O' Connor’s as it is when I'm in my own house, but that night it seemed like the insomnia just wasn't going to go away.

Ever since my dad was first diagnosed with cancer, I've had trouble sleeping.

Toys, in this case, being defined as his ,000 movie projector.

One of the benefits in being friends with Carter, besides that his refrigerator holds an endless supply of ginger ale, is his movie selection.

He hooking up with the girl he is eyeing is your responsibility. Chances are that he is too drunk to even make out if that person is a girl or a guy. If your bro asks you about your opinion of his new date, you are supposed to give an honest answer. Just make sure you're not saying, “I want her in my bed right now! You must never leave your bro alone without any ride. Even if he just hooked up with the most hideous girl ever, you're supposed to make excuses on his behalf. If the wingman makes the man look bad in front of the target, other bros are totally entitled to bash him up later. Even if a girl manages to enter the bro gang, you shall never reveal the bro code to her. A bro is never allowed to drive in a drunken state.

Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him. If your buddy assigns you as his wingman at a party, make him proud by doing your job well. You must do all you can to save your bro from dating an ugly girl. If he is bad at a certain sport you're playing, you play weak and save his image. A wingman is never supposed to put his bro down in front of the girl.

Then I heard a familiar, inviting voice whisper, “Hey, Nick.” I turned my head to look at her.Remember that it was the girl's choice to date you and it has nothing to do with you being a better charmer than your bro. A bro always looks after another bro if he blacks out. If anybody, especially a girl looks down upon it, shoot her. You shall use it to show acceptance, appreciation or a go-for-it. If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer, other bros shall cover him. He shall also tell him all that happened last night, however much bad it may be. They're just jealous because they'll never know what being a part of a bro code means. Use this weapon often to have your bros know that you're on their side. If your bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. I slowly rolled out from under the sweat-covered, silk sheets and rubbed my hand against the back of my neck, trying to get some of the knots out. So I did what I always do whenever this happens: I pulled my grey t-shirt over my head and threw on my favorite pair of sweatpants. Other than Carter's room, the basement is my favorite spot in their house. Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A) Was a bro's ex-girlfriend. I grabbed my phone from the table next to my bed so I could figure out what time it was. I felt like I’d just chugged six Red Bulls in a row.

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